C’mon, as if you didn’t see this coming! 😛 I’ll start with an old favourite of mine: “All those feathers, and he still can’t fly…”

“Is that a gun in your pocket? Or, you just happy to see me!” Mae West to W.C. Fields “My Little Chickadee”

“A man who doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man”.

“Everybody’s story is different. There’s your version, and my version, and everything in between.” — John, Happiest Season.

“Yeah, Sport, I know there’s a blizzard. When are the long-distance lines gonna be repaired? Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today! Hello?…..Hello?”

“It’s just, it’s a little bit shocking that you’re into Ryan. First crush, that little white cat from the Aristocats. You go from that to Avril Lavigne. It just, it’s not, it’s not what I anticipated.” - Molly, Booksmart

“Rosebud” Citizen Kane (1941)

“He looked rather pleasant, like a blond Satan.” “The Maltese Falcon” - Sam Spade - (Humphrey Bogart)

Stella-Rebecca: [while watching PJ and Hazel make out] Oh wait, I’m gay! Brittany: Yeah, I’m not. I just like gay porn. Jeff: This is nothing like porn at all. Wait… is porn even real? - From Bottoms

Quotes from Movies and Shows

Pultost

“I’ve got a real bad idea….”

BlackParadePixie

“Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No…but I do, because it’s sterile. And I like the taste.”

Patches O’Houllihan, Dodgeball.

BlackParadePixie

“My friends…you bow to no one.”

😢

Pultost

“Trying is just the first step toward failure”.

-Homer Simpson

KaraZor-El

Falcons_11D

“Don’t talk to me about Paris. It’s poor salesmanship!”

Humphrey Bogart (Rick) to Ingrid Bergman (Ilsa) in “Casablanca”.

corey_stratton

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat”

Pultost

“I hope this incident hasn’t put you off flying, Miss Lane. Statistically speaking, flying is still the safest way to travel”.

Falcons_11D

"What’s a six letter word for “embezzlement”?

“PRISON”

“The Bank Dick” - W.C. Fields

Pultost

“You musket down here!”

Miki

Dont call me Shirley

Pultost

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Miki

You’d better tell the Captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

A hospital? What is it?

It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.

Pultost

“You never pass out, do you?”
“Nope”. (Drinks up, falls off the chair and passes out)

Miki

Passenger: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Passenger: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.

Pultost

“And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem”.
(Ted Striker pours his drink all over his face)

Pultost

“You know something, princess? You are UGLY when you’re angry….”

-Spaceballs

BlackParadePixie

Wesley falling down hill
“AAAAAASSSS YOOOOOUUUUU WIIIIIIIISSSHHHH!!!”

Falcons_11D

Dobbs: “If you are the police where are your badges?”

Gold Hat: “BADGES! We don’t got no BADGES! We don’t need no BADGES! I don’t have to show you no STINKIN’ BADGES!”

Hunphrey Bogart (Dobbs)
Alfonso Bedoya (Gold Hat)

Movie: “Treasure Of The Sierra Madres” 1948

Pultost

“Why beat around the bush, Mauser? Just get on your knees and kiss his ass”.

-Lt. Callahan, from Police Academy 3

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