radiogaga Benjamin is nobody’s friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavour, he’d be pralines and dick
BlackParadePixie “Those giraffes you sold me…they won’t mate. They just walk around eating and not mating. You sold me…queer giraffes. I want my money back.”
Falcons_11D radiogaga "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition: - Monty Python Cardinal Ximenez: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inqusition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as SUPRISE, FEAR. and RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY and almost fanatical devotion to the Pope!"
Pultost “Mr. Takagi, I could talk about industrialization and men’s fashion all day, but I’m afraid work must intrude, and my associate, Theo, has some questions for you. Sort of fill in the blanks questions, actually.”
radiogaga Oh, what I wouldn’t give to be spat at in the face. I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face. You lucky bastards! You lucky, jammy bastards!
radiogaga It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them. But you can’t have babies. Don’t you oppress me. Where’s the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
Pultost "What’s so funny about “Biggus Dickus?” “Well, it’s a joke name, sir.” “I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called ’Biggus Dickus.”
Pultost “No no no no no, I didn’t call her a bitch, I just told her to stop bitching at me. There’s a difference.” “….” “You’re FIRING me over that bitch??!”
