Like I hear about it on the news? I’d be scared asf tbh, they’d probably want to enslave all of mankind or they’d have some kinda space-disease that would wipe us all out within a span of 10 years… So I’d like, immediately try setting up some kinda makeshift bunker to survive, in the event something goes wrong. Buy a gun too.
Anyways, what would you do if you were dating this 10/10 hottie for a while, they’re funny and nice and all that good stuff, but suddenly they confess to you that they have a deep seeded desire for aliens and they want you to paint yourself green and make weird alien noises at least 50% of the time yall do the “deed” from now on
