BJade Ate horse at a restaurant once - wasn’t great. Starter was all right but the mane was dreadful.
Pultost A woman calls her husband. “Honey, I have good news and bad news”, she said. “Just tell me the good news, dear”, the hubby replied. “I’m kinda in a hurry”. “Very well”, she said. “The good news is that the airbag works just fine…..”
BJade I wanted to know which came first the chicken or the egg so I bought a chicken and then I bought an egg and I think I’ve cracked it.
Pultost I went to my doctor, and he told me to stop masturbating. I said “Why?” “Because I’m tying to examine you!”
Miki What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.
KaraZor-El I’d like to have kids one day….. I don’t think I could stand them longer than that, though.
HannahW “Waterloo, please” “Er … ok … My, my, at Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender. Oh, yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way” 🎵
Miki I hope when I die it is peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, not screaming like the passengers in his bus
Pultost Chuck Norris fact: Chuck and Superman arm wrestled once. The loser would have to wear his underwear outside his pants.
