My boyfriend made a save in a football game. That’s how I knew he was a keeper.

Waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project. I know I did my part right, but I am worried the rest of you screwed it up.

Why did the eggs all break? Because they cracked each other up.

What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield! Ta Da!

17 young women were waiting outside a club. Why? Because you have to be 18 to get in….

When cows go on a date, where do they go? They go to the “moo-viues”! Ta Da!

What did the calendar maker do after he created an entry for Monday? He called it a day

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, that’s a hardware problem.

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.

How do trees get in Teen Hut? They log in! Ta-Da!

“Grandpa, grandpa! Are you going to watch the game!” Grandpa: “Who’s playing?” Grandson: “Austria-Hungary” Grandpa: “Against who?”

Tell a Joke

Pultost

Two men and a woman walk into a bar. “Jack Daniels, single”, the first guy says to the bartender. “Johnnie Walker, single”, the other guy says. The woman, slightly confused, reaches out her hand to the bartender. “Wendy Smith, divorced”.

Pultost

Why did the Swede crawl around the floor at the store?

To find the low prices…..

KaraZor-El

It wasn’t until they invented the other side of Velcro that it really stuck.

Pultost

What’s black, white, black, white, black, white, black and white?

A nun rolling down the stairs….

KaraZor-El

I keep asking what LGBTQIA+ stands for, but can’t seem to get a straight answer.

jacksmith123

maths teacher: What co,es after 69
pupil: mouth wash

bumbumohyeah

DuhNitah

What does a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?

They can smell it, but not eat it….

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