my girl friend masturbate in front of me and use cucumber and mine.i said it’s not good to use cucumber.

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I agree its better to use a marrow

Penelope I prefer eggplants myself

Pultost What about a watermelon? LOL!

Falcons_11D are you trying to kill her??

Falcons_11D Perhaps if it’s sliced up first. xD

BlackParadePixie No, not really. I was just trying to be facetious.

might give the watermelon some flavour

Miki spit the seeds or swallow?

Gosh! Need mods. Help!

OwlBlue Yeah, good luck with that. I’m beginning to think we’ll never see mods around here.

I actually think taking the piss out of a post like this, like people have done here, is almost as good as a moderator

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got to swallow its the tastiest bit of water melon

Using a cucumber is actually fine not a problem at al, it may make your salad taste a bit funny but its cool

Miki I don’t think I could take a cucumber lol.

Maybe a courgette ?

banana’s are best

donnaustin skinned or unskinned

i should have said with the skin on it

I always thought a banana was the way to go when masturbating with fruits or vegetables.

CadeFoster I heard carrots