Miki I hope when I die it is peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, not screaming like the passengers in his bus
Pultost Chuck Norris fact: Chuck and Superman arm wrestled once. The loser would have to wear his underwear outside his pants.
Vanessa9 What do a push-up bra and a bag of chips have in common? When you open them, they’re both half empty
Miki Tampax have confirmed that they are removing the string and replacing it with tinsel this is for the Christmas period only
BJade If a threesome is with three people and a twosome with two, do you now understand why people call you ‘handsome’
Falcons_11D What do you call an alligator who is wearing a vest? An Investigator. (Drum roll please!)
BJade Two sperm swimming side by side were having a conversation. One sperm asked the other ‘‘how far till we reach the fallopian tubes?’’ The other replied, ‘‘No sure but we just passed the esophagus.’’
