A drunk walking a penguin was stopped by a cop.
“Take him to the zoo!”, the cop demanded. The drunk promised that he’d do so, and went on his way. A few hours later, they bumped into each other again, and the cop was more than a little annoyed. “I thought I told you to take him to the zoo!”, he said. “I did, and he loved it!”, the drunk replied. “I’m taking him to the library now!”
